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I dig into this crap daily—insurance fraud’s got nothin’ on sex-dating cons. Little known fact: back in ’09, some dude got catfished so hard he sent 10 grand to a “model” who was really a hairy trucker named Dave. True story. People are dumbasses. Makes me laugh, though—suckers fallin’ for pixelated tits while I’m over here poppin’ Vicodin, watchin’ *Eternal Sunshine* for the 50th time. “Sand is overrated,” Jim Carrey says. Same with sex-dating—overhyped, gritty, leaves you itchy.

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I seen so many lovers, heartbreaks, and secret rendezvous in this city – its energy pulses in tiny, seemingly insignificant nooks. Every street, every whispered conversation on Ventnor Street tells a story. And honestly, sometimes I get so lost in daydreams about what might go on behind closed doors. Oops, look at me, ramblin' again – it's just that the city makes me feel so alive, so passionately raw, like Marilyn would say “oh, you sure know how to make life a hoot!”

Bob Willoughby, candidate for Fort Worth City Council District 5