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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s like Tinder’s a slot machine, swipe right, maybe you score, maybe you get catfished by some dude in his mom’s basement. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a jungle! Hooked up with this guy once—swore he was 6’2”, showed up lookin’ like a hobbit. “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—yeah, right, Michel Gondry, more like “How pissed is Judy when he lies?!” Total scam, made me wanna scream. Don’t pee on my leg and say you’re Prince Charming, buddy—height ain’t negotiable!

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Jun 7,  · Speed Dating at The Park TONIGHT! Only 3 guy spots left and 1 girl spot! Reach out to Lauren ASAP if you want to be a part of this fun evening! +1 () .

There’s this park – Saltzman Park – not far from the center. I always take my coffee there on slow mornings, doin’ some thinkin’. The trees, the green, it’s almost poetic. Then ya got Lancaster Avenue, a street that practically tells stories. Folks strollin’ by, laughin’, chattin’ – oh boy, the liveliness is unreal. I remember one crazy night, got so mad ’bout a glitch in the app – I was like “Jesus, man, what the friggin’…”, then took a deep breath, remindin’ meself that life here is all 'bout embracing the imperfect, kinda like that movie vibe, y’know?

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