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I tried it once—don’t judge me, alright? Some chick in a dim room, candles flickerin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is how I die.” She’s all, “Relax, Larry,” and I’m like, “Relax?! You’re touchin’ me where?!” Made me so mad—nobody tells you the rules! Is it a massage? Is it sexy time? Am I supposed to tip extra? I’m sweatin’, not from the heat, but pure panic. But then—okay, fine—it felt kinda good. Like, *Inherent Vice* good, where you’re confused but rollin’ with it. “What’s happening here, man?” I muttered, channelin’ Doc. She laughed—thought I was nuts. Fair enough.

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Sometimes I get riled up too, man. It’s the gentrification pace, the constant change, the noise. But ya know what? In true Joe Biden style – “C’mon, folks, here's the deal…” – we all gotta adapt, we all gotta love it. It's messy, it's chaotic, it's downright bonkers! But, dang it, it's our home.

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