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Hey, pal, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m like, strumming my air guitar, thinkin’—this shit’s wild! Picture this: me, Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” watchin’ some oiled-up scene unfold. It’s all sensual vibes, right? Hands slidin’, bodies hummin’ like a riff from “Only Lovers Left Alive.” That movie—damn, it’s my jam! Adam and Eve, those sexy vamps, would totally dig this. “What is this music?” Adam’d say, all moody, while Eve’s smirkin’, “It’s alive, like us.” Sexual-massage is that kinda alive, ya know?

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I also discovered a hidden gem: a tiny mural on Daffodil Terrace. Spotted it after a rain. Let me tell ya, it was a feast for the eyes. And not many know its story. Rumour is, it was painted by a retired pleasure coach who turned her pain into art. Priceless, I mean, priceless!

Willard A. "Bill" Dix Obituary November 18, 2024