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Alright, you degenerates, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, Visitin’ Professor, and I’m here to tell ya ‘bout erotic-massage, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no kiddie crap like “Finding Nemo”—tho I love that flick, “Just keep swimming,” ya know? Erotic-massage is some next-level shi—stuff, makes me all tingly, and I’m pissed nobody told me sooner! Like, why ain’t this in school, huh? Screw algebra, teach me *this*!

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Then there’s Wyoming Street – random name but cool vibe. I once got stuck in traffic here, and c'mon, life's too short to waste time honking at idiots. Everywhere you look, there's some history to digest, like at the Luzerne County Courthouse – fancy brick lookin’ and all that jazz. Wilkes-Barre ain't pristine but real – raw, like my therapy sessions sometimes.

Mike Sullivan's arrival was perfect timing for the Penguins