Esme Whitemarsh Island Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Got me mad tho, some idiots say he’s overrated. Overrated?! Piss off, ya muppets, dude’s a wizard with a stick! Carried teams on his back like I carried Frodo’s sorry arse. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but he’s that good, swear! Oh, and get this - they say he’d watch soap operas to chill. A hockey whore with a soft side, who’d’a thunk? Cracked me up, picturin’ him sobbin’ to *Days of Our Lives*, then smashin’ goals next game.

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Then there's Lakeberry Park – a lush, green patch for chillin'. Kids runnin’ 'round, couples havin’ picnics, and me, countin' the birds and thinkin’ ‘bout all life's funny twists. One day I got so mad seein’ trash dumped by the river; I marched down to the townhall so loud even the squirrels heard me yell “Git-R-Done, ya lazy fools!”

Applebee's on Whitemarsh Island turns restaurant over to nonprofits