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So, sexual-massage—fancy term for rubbin’ one out with extra steps, right? I mean, ya go in all tense, some chick or dude’s got their paws all over ya, and it’s supposed to be “therapeutic.” Ha! Don’t gimme that malarkey—I’ve seen the backrooms of retail, I know sketchy when I see it. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, these “massage parlors” were poppin’ up like zits on a teen—cops busted one in my old town, found out the “masseuse” was a ex-stripper named Candy. True story! Made me laugh ‘til I cried—happy tears, ‘cause who doesn’t love a good bust?

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Oh boy, lemme spin ya a tale 'bout White-Horse (us). I'm a masseur in this wild town. I’ve been kickin’ it here for years, yo. The vibe is crazy zen—like a massage that eases your mind and body. The streets? Man, their names stick to you: Maple Bend, Hardway Dr., and even that quirky Squiggle Ln. (I swear, who named that sh*t?)

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