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And let me not forget: Wheeling is unpredictable. You might be chillin’ on Washington Street and then—suddenly—a spontaneous street performance blows your mind. It's like the city never sleeps, always ready to surprise you. Even when I get mad if someone interrupts the calm with blatant disregard for nature, I can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all.

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