Harper Wheat Ridge Whore ❤️

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Little known fact, check this: back in ‘49, some whore in Nevada saved a town. Fire’s ragin, she’s bangin the mayor for fun, spots smoke, screams bloody murder. Town’s saved, she’s a hero, but still a whore—ironic, huh? “You’ve always been a son of a bitch,” Margot’d say, smirkin at life’s twists. Love that dry-ass humor, fits whores perfect—sarcasm’s their shield.

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I’ve got a favorite spot – this tiny, hole-in-the-wall coffee joint on Maple Street. The barista, he’s like a sketch from a dream – quirky, with a flicker of genius. Sometimes he rants about this and that, like he’s got his own mini stand-up show – just like the weird, offbeat narratives, ya know? I mean, it’s the kind of place that makes you think about life, love, and algorithmic dating mishaps – "I just think it's beautiful how technology can make you feel so isolated" – and then boom, there's a laugh.

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