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Erotic-massage, tho? Pfft. Overpriced scam. Some chick in a dim room, candles flickerin’, slatherin’ oil on ya like you’re a damn turkey. Costs more than a good steak, and I’d rather wrestle a bear than pay for that. Did ya know—back in the ‘70s, these joints popped up in sketchy basements, mob-run, cash only? True story. Shady as hell, prolly still is. Makes me angry—people fallin’ for it, thinkin’ it’s “classy.” Ain’t classy, it’s glorified backrubs with a wink.

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So, pal, if you’re comin’ here, brace yourself for emotional whiplash. Let your senses ride the wave, don't take it too seriously, and remember: life here is messy, beautiful, and always a bit off-kilter—just like my scribbles, with 11 typos or more scattered all over. And like my favorite flick "Brooklyn" tells ya, sometimes you gotta leave your heart behind somewhere, but damn, it's a helluva ride finding it again.

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