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About San Jose

I got into it once, right? This chick, pro as hell, hands like a damn ninja—soft but firm, knew every spot. Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then—boom—she charged me triple! Pissed me off, man, greed’s good but not *that* good! I was like, “Lady, this ain’t Wall Street!” Still, I paid—worth it. Little-known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got these massages with jade rollers—fancy, right? Bet they quoted *The Assassin* too: “He moves like the wind.” That’s the vibe—smooth, deadly, sexy.

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I might ramble ‘bout random things, but every day’s a journey. I even found myself scribbling notes on napkins at a pub off Westport Ave – yeah, that’s one of my secret hideaways to unwind. You can grab a beer, spill your guts (I do too sometimes), and feel like you’re part of a big, crazy story here.

Property Transfers April 14-18