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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, straight up, no fancy crap! Picture this: you’re layin’ there, dim lights, some slick oils, hands workin’ knots outta your back—hell, it’s like "the fog is like a cage round the house" from *Inherent Vice*, ya know? That movie’s my jam, trippy vibes, everybody’s searchin’ for somethin’—kinda like me huntin’ down what ticks me off bout this world! Sexual-massage, tho? It’s a whole deal—relaxin’, sure, but there’s more under the hood.

Call to book

I might ramble ‘bout random things, but every day’s a journey. I even found myself scribbling notes on napkins at a pub off Westport Ave – yeah, that’s one of my secret hideaways to unwind. You can grab a beer, spill your guts (I do too sometimes), and feel like you’re part of a big, crazy story here.

The last scoop? Owner of Westport's Lickety Splits Ice Cream puts business up for sale