Scarlett Westerly Brothel ❤️

About San Antonio

But here’s a kicker—did ya know brothels been around since Pompeii? Yeah, fuckin’ Romans had ‘em, called ‘em *lupanars*—wolf dens, ‘cos the girls howled for business. Saw a doco once, they found wall scribbles—blokes ratin’ the girls like Yelp reviews! “Lydia’s a screamer, 5 stars.” Fuckin’ wild, right? History’s a trip—makes ya wonder who’s bangin’ who now, yeah?

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The crown jewel of the Santa Ynez Valley, and arguably one of the most prestigious estates in all of California, The Westerly The male brothel.

I stroll by Misquamicut Beach, and damn, the salt air! It reminds me of those surreal shots from Werckmeister Harmonies – like “the world is full of suffering,” but somehow beautiful. I love sitting at the old bench on Ocean Drive near the lighthouse – kinda feels like a movie scene where hope and despair mix.

Fire at Westerly restaurant being investigated