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Nasal nag comin’ atcha—Homer’d probly say it’s “fancy rubbin’ for pervs,” but nah, it’s deeper! Didja know it goes back centuries? Like, ancient Greeks were all oiled up, gettin’ frisky massages for “health.” Pfft, yeah right, “health”—wink wink! I read this nutty story once—some king paid gold for a sexual-massage sesh that lasted THREE DAYS. Three! Can ya imagine the cramps? I’d be screamin’, “My back! My freakin’ back!”

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

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