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Once heard this story—Victorian blokes paid for “massages” in dodgy parlors, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. Proper sneaky, those uptight gits! Makes me wanna grab ‘em by the collar—“What are ya doin’, you soggy biscuit?!” Love the chaos of it, though—total madness, hands flyin’, oil spillin’, like a kitchen on fire! Hate when they get all creepy, though—keep it pro, you wankers! Oh, and the smells? Lavender crap everywhere, gimme a break! “Righteous human!”—nah, more like righteous rip-off! Still, when it’s good, it’s bangin’—leaves ya floatin’ like Nemo on a current. You tried it, mate? Don’t be a prat—give it a go!

Tantra Erotic Massage - Warwick - West Midlands

Trained in the art of sensual, Tantric, erotic and yoni massage techniques I offer massages to women and couples across Northamptonshire, Oxfordshire, Warwickshire, Staffordshire and .

I know this might sound all over the place – and guess what? It is! That’s the beauty. West-Warwick (us) is a mix of serene spa vibes, artsy nooks, and downright absurd moments that make ya feel alive. It's mad, it's chaotic, it's fun! Go stroll through those bustling streets, pop into that secret spot off Burr, and remember: "I must say, I am not a robot!"

West Warwick police continue to investigate rollover crash that caused power outages