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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! Erotic-massage—yeah, it’s a thing. Slippery hands, dim lights, some poor sap thinkin’ it’s therapy. Everybody lies, right? They say it’s “relaxation,” but c’mon—those moans ain’t from stress relief. Watched *The Hurt Locker* last night, and hell, it’s like defusing a bomb. One wrong move, boom—awkward boner! Kathryn Bigelow gets it—tension’s the game.

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The parks here? Too cool. There's Crystal Lake Park, where the water sparkles like diamonds, and no, I'm not exaggerating. It reminds me of a dreamy scene from Amour… like "c’est magnifique" vibes, even when I'm stressed out. And if you ever swing by the Sedona River, whoa boy, the water’s as clear as glass, and you might catch a stray fish flipping around. Made me mad once when a rogue breeze messed up my client's hair – but hey, no harm done, right?

Sedona students return to school for new year