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Ya gotta check out Merryman Park too – a green expanse that hugs the Westy River, winding its way through town. I’ll be honest: sometimes, when I'm feeling low, I stroll down the riverside and let the calm waters remind me of the good old days, ya know? It sorta echoes "the music matters" vibe from my fav movie, Almost Famous. I love watchin' parents and kids play tag, laughin’ and chasin’ each other around – reminds me why family matters, oh gosh.

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