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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ ‘bout sexual-massage, somethin’ the 1% probly hog for themselves! Picture this: you’re tense, life’s a grind, and bam—someone’s hands workin’ magic, kneadin’ out the stress with a lil’ sexy twist. I mean, who don’t want that? It’s like in “Caché”—you know, my fave flick—“Who’s watchin’ me?”—that creepy vibe, but flip it! With sexual-massage, it’s all secret glances, hidden thrills, and nobody’s judgin’—well, ‘cept maybe the billionaires who overpay for it!

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West-Ridge has a cold edge, like "The Assassin" vibes, you know? “Silence is a weapon.” I think that line hits just right. The local landmark, Central Haven Park, is my jam – calm waters, quiet glades. I often walk there, thinking about life, work, and quiet revenge. Eh, not actual revenge, but you get the drift.

Rollover crash on West Ridge Road reduces traffic to one lane near Mall at Greece Ridge