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Sexual-massage ain’t just horny vibes tho. It’s old af—Ancient Egypt had it! Priests used it for “healing,” sneaky bastards. Bet they were like, “Oh, divine touch!” *wink*. Makes me laugh, humans are so extra. But real talk, it’s mad relaxing. Gets them endorphins poppin’—science, bitches!

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I gotta mention Firefly Nook. It's this tucked-away alley off Main, where you get the best grilled shrimp tacos. Da best in town! Not reeeally touristy but gives ya that local love. And hey, people sometimes call it "the sleepy slice" … ironic, since life here is a roller coaster.

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