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The rub? Insurance don’t cover this crap— “pre-existing horniness” ain’t a condition, folks! I’m laughin’ thinkin’ bout it—some schmuck files a claim, “My back hurts from all the fun.” Yeah, right, tell it to the judge, pal. Oh, and get this—there’s this ancient trick, Thai massage joints used to sneak “extras” by callin’ it “energy work.” Sneaky bastards, been at it forever!

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Now lemme drop some local lore: Old Whisker’s Tavern near Atlantic Ave. is a real character. They say the bartender once consoled a heartbroken poet for hours on end. I laughed so hard rememberin’ it – like, c’mon man, who does that? Yet, it’s authentic as hell; it’s where folks spill truths over cheap beer.

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