Emilia West Linn Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oh, typo alert – masage, haha, nah, massage. Been typin fast, hands shakin from coffee. Personal quirk? I’d probs moan too loud, scare the masseuse off. Surprised me how some parlors got secret menus – legit, buddy told me, “Ask for the lotus special.” Code for happy endin, no joke. Sarcasm time: yeah, totally just a backrub, officer!

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Relaxation of injured and overused muscles; Reduced muscle spasms and cramping; Increased joint flexibility; Help recover from strenuous workouts; Pain relief.

speakin of secrets – ok, one more thing… as a sexologist, i notice things, ya know? like, two strangers bumpin into each other at the little art café on Birch Rd. i once overheard a convo about love, lust, and life, and it reminded me of that line from "Son of Saul" – “in the depths of despair, hope still flickers.” i swear the city blushes with those encounters.

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