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Once met this lass, right? Profile said “adventurous,” thought, “Oh, spicy!” Turns up, she’s bangin’ on about her ex – for two hours! Wanted to yell, “My life’s a play, and you’re ruinin’ it!” Straight outta the movie, that. Sex-dating’s got rules nobody tells ya. Did ya know, back in the 90s, folk used newspaper ads for hookups? Proper retro, that – “Man, 35, seeks naughty lass.” Now it’s all “DM me nudes,” and I’m like, “Calm down, Gollum’s not that desperate!”

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I get sooo many compliments from clients about how peaceful it is here. I remember this one time, like, I was in the middle of a zen massage session when I looked out and the river was gleaming, and it was kinda like a scene outta "Inherent Vice"—you know, those trippy, unexpected moments. It, like, totally reminded me of that dreamy vibe Paul Thomas Anderson captured. I was, like, whoa, this moment is, like, so unreal!

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