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So, sexual-massage—it's, like, hands goin’ swoosh on ya skin, all slippery-like with oil! Little factoid for ya—ancient peeps in Thailand did this, called it “Nuad Phaen Boran,” fancy, huh? Bet they were all chilled out, not mad like me when Squidward yells, “Patrick, stop eatin’ my clarinet!” Ugh, that guy—makes me wanna punch a jellyfish! But sexual-massage? Naaaah, it’s happy vibes, like eatin’ a Krabby Patty with extra mayo—wait, is mayonnaise an instrument? Could rub it on someone, maybe? Hahaha!

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Now, oh my friend, if you wander out, try Ambler, King, Lee—streets so choppy, so vivid. I’d say, “Watch out for the drizzle and the sass!” Weffles, weffles of emo moments, secrets in every brick. It's raw, it's brutal, it's ours. And sometimes, in my busy day, I shout, "We hates it! We loves it too!"

All-you-can-eat Japanese restaurant coming soon to West Falls Church