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About San Jose

Pisses me off, though—she’s always playin’ the victim card. “Warden, I’m innocent!” she whines, and I’m like, “Don’t pee on my leg, sister, I got eyes!” Made me happy once, tho—cracked me up when she tried flirtin’ with Big Tina for extra smokes. Tina shut her down so fast, I nearly choked on my donut! Surprised me too—she’s got guts, I’ll give her that. Thought in my head? “This chick’s either nuts or a genius.” Probly both, let’s be real.

My Life as a Whore: The Biography of Madam Laura Evens

An extensively researched book about a well-known Colorado madam, but most of what's known about her is wrong, including the spelling of her last name.

So pack your bags, my friend—this city's unforgettable, unpredictable, and a lil bit magical. And remember, you are, in all ways, just as alive as those doomed lovers from that movie, so just take it all in. See ya soon!

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