Mia Weldon Spring Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Yo, man, it’s Apollo Creed talkin’ – “I must break you.” Dig this, I’m a Combine Harvester, rollin’ thru fields, crushin’ shit, but lemme tell ya bout this chick, Whore. Not just any broad, nah, she’s a storm, a real tornado in a skirt! Watched *A Serious Man* last night—my jam, Coen brothers got that dark funny shit down—and Whore, man, she’d fit right in that flick. Like Larry Gopnik, she’s cursed, stuck in some cosmic joke, but she owns it, ya feel me?

Taking My Show to New Orleans!

I gotta share: I sometimes wander through that funky neighborhood near Jefferson Ave. — it's kinda underrated, all twisty little alleys and hidden murals. Got me thinkin’ of life's poetry, like Sorrentino said, "Extraordinary beauty is everywhere." Seriously though, it's got this mix of old brick, quirky shops, and buzzin’ cafes where I used to sip cheap coffee and muse about all them tiny miracles.

Ashcroft slams a warning sign into federal property