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Wot gets me mad? Blokes judgin’ ‘em, all high ‘n’ mighty. I’m like – grrr! – spillin’ me tea, ‘cos who’s perfect, eh? Not me, fallin’ off a chair! Happy tho, seein’ ‘em laugh, crackin’ jokes – “Bean, you’re a right prat!” – warms me ‘eart. Surprised me once, this one lass, told me she paid ‘er mum’s rent. Crikey, I near choked on me jelly! Whores ain’t just tarts, they’re people, mate, real stories.

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Welcome messages and short warm welcome wishes to receive your guest, new employee or boss, friends, customer or a new member in your group.

Okay, so listen up. I’ve lived here for years. Quick history lesson? Nah, let’s skip. This city, man, it’s somethin’ else. You find street names like Maple Wharf, Oak & 3rd, and yes, sometimes I get lost on 7th too – oops, my bad. So, hey, don’t pee on my leg when I tell ya, it's wild.

Pettis County Deputies Receive Hero’s Welcome Home