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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes in medieval times? They wore red shoes to stand out! Imagine that, me squintin’ in the dark, lookin’ for red freakin’ shoes! I’d prob’ly trip over my own staff, land face-first in mud, screamin’, “I can’t do this!” Like Saul, draggin’ that body through the dirt, except my burden’s my own stupidity. “Pretty, pretty good,” I’d groan, covered in filth, while she walks off laughin’. I’d be happy, though—relieved it’s over! No STDs, no arrest, just me and my sheep, safe and sound. What a disaster, right? Classic Larry—overthinks findin’ a prostitute and turns it into a damn Holocaust epic!

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Try Washington Square Park. You're bound to find someone hanging around there who loves hitting the bong as much as you apparently do.

I ain't no tour guide, but lemme give ya a tip: check out the local corner café on Boulevard East near 14th Street. They serve bangin’ coffee and mad sweets. And yea, I know, sounds like a common nonsense, but yo, it’s one of my fav spots to catch a breather. I even had a client spill his life story there, and I’m like, "Blud, life’s wild, innit?"

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