Hazel Waukee Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact, yeah? Water’s a sneaky bastard - it expands when it freezes! Most stuff shrinks, but not this cat. Pissed me off when I forgot a beer in the freezer once, exploded like a bleedin volcano. Ice floats, tho, which is fab for fish in winter, keeps em alive under ponds. Nature’s got style, man.

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Of course they didn't get to be the #1 retail whore in the world by keeling over dead when a city doesn't want them. In this Waukee.

Oh man, and don't even get me started on the rivers. Waukee's got a tiny tributary buddy that runs by the outskirts near Brown's Ln – sounds lame, but it’s perfect for a quiet, off-the-map meditative moment. I’d sit there with my feet danglin' in the water, thinkin’ “Remember: whose hand am I holdin’ in the mirror, huh?” Crazy stuff, am I right?

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