Willow Watauga Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and the smell—rum, sweat, and somethin’ unholy—pure *Tree of Life* vibes, “Grace doesn’t try to please itself.” Grace my arse, she’s pleasin’ herself to my wallet! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d wager she’s bedded half the fleet and still kicks like a mule. Personal quirk—I’m mutterin’ to meself, “Ricky, you daft twat, why’d ya bother?” Cos it’s a laugh, innit! Whores—they’re the real sailors, ridin’ waves of idiots like me. Sarcasm? Mate, she’s a walkin’ punchline— “Oh, bless ya, captain, you’re me first today!” Yeah, and I’m the bloody Pope!

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Your chance of being a victim of crime in Watauga varies by neighborhood – ranging from 1 in 18 in the east neighborhoods to 1 in 25 in the northeast. When looking at total crime counts .

The park, oh precious, Goldenleaf Park, is where I work my magic, mmm, under the dappled sun. Sometimes I stroll, yesss, down to the Pea River, its water babblin’ secrets like messed up dreams, even more mysterious than that film, "Carlos". "Please, my friend, do not hide behind your illusions!" I hiss, recalling Olivier's lines... Yesss, yes, precious!

Boone, Watauga County partnering to build pedestrian bridge