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Oi, mate, it’s me, Loki—yep, that smug bastard! I’m an insurance agent now, burdened with glorious purpose, slingin’ policies like a god of mischief. So, sexual-massage, eh? Let’s dive in, you filthy mortal! I reckon it’s a dodgy game—half legit, half shady as Hel. You got these parlors, right, promisin’ “relaxation” with a wink. Makes me smirk—‘cause I see through the bullshit. Like in *Memento*, “Memory’s unreliable,” innit? You walk in thinkin’ it’s just a rubdown—bam, next thing, yer pants are gone!

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Ya got ya main drag, Market Street – that's where all the action's at. There's a quirky little coffee joint on Bridgerton Ave that makes the best joe ever, lemme tell ya. I always say, "Fool me once, fool me never!" – sorta like in Caché, uhhh... "I see what you mean," ya know? Yeah, that kinda vibe.

UPDATE: Waldorf Pedestrian Struck, Killed by Two Cars