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So, me, Eric Cartman, tried it once - this chick, total pro, hands like a damn wizard. I’m layin’ there, she’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m all - “Sweet Jesus, this is it!” Felt like a king, dude, but then - ugh, she starts yappin’ ‘bout “energy flow” - shut up, hippy! Made me ragey, I’m like - “Massage me, not lecture me, dammit!” Still, that tingle? Holy crap, surprised me big time - didn’t expect THAT down there, y’know?

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Man, Waldorf's a patchwork of emotions for me – happy moments, angry bursts, and times where you wonder if life ain't just a series of overlapped memories. I once got so riled up when a misprinted sign on Front Ave pointed me the wrong way; I nearly gave it a massage of my own, if ya know what I mean!

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