Lydia Waldorf Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, sexual-massage – it’s this weird mash-up, right? Not quite a shag, not just a back rub. Hands sliding everywhere, you’re thinking, “Is this legal, mate?” Little known fact: back in Thailand, they’ve been at this for centuries – called “happy endings” since some monk got frisky in the 1600s. True story! Well, probly. Made me happy as a pig in shit first time I tried it – slippery, sexy chaos. But then, last week, this bird with hands like sandpaper starts grinding me like I’m a bloody cheese grater. I’m fuming! “Call that a massage, you twat? I’ve had better from my nan!”

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Now check it – if you're up for a park chill, head over to Liberty Park. It's this sweet little green lung where you can bench and bask under the sun. I sometimes get a lil' peace there, massagin' my own tired soul after a long day. Oh, and if you're into hidden gems, try out that hole-in-the-wall diner on Oak St – meal's good, but the fries? Outta this world, I swear.

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