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I got my quirks, and yes, I sometimes mix up my words like a Buckaroo in a wild rodeo. One time I told a customer, "Fool me once, shame on you. But hey, we're all just architects of our destiny!" Even if it sounds like malapropisms, it's all good – we laugh, we cry, and sometimes we just need a good kneadin'.

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