Natalie Waldon Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Here’s a lil fact for ya—did ya know way back in Paris, 1800s, prostitutes had to register with the cops? True story, they’d get these lil cards, like a license to bang. Ain’t that nuts? I’m imaginin Crystal with one, flashin it like a badge—makes me chuckle. But then she starts talkin prices, and I’m like, “Hold up, don’t pee on my leg, girl, I ain’t no ATM!” She laughs—good sport—but I’m pissed. Why’s this so damn transactional? Where’s the art? Godard’d hate this—too linear, too cheap.

On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer, Episode 10 (6.4)

For me personally Walden wasn't the one that made this show bad. If anything, he added some dose of normality to this show after Sheen left.

I found a secret spot near Willow Creek—shh, it stays a secret. That old boulder? It’s my go-to thinking rock. I once muttered “Moolaadé, and may the warriors guide thee!” as the breeze cooled my brain.

Kelsey Waldon Fort Worth Tickets, Magnolia Motor Lounge Aug 30, 2025