Sienna Waipi'o Acres Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Eh, what’s up, doc? So, dis dame, “whore,” she’s a real trip, y’know? Master of da Forest like me, I see stuff—sneaky lil’ tings normies miss. Whore’s like somethin’ outta *Inherent Vice*, man, all hazy and wild, floatin’ through life like Doc Sportello on a bender. “Sorta like pizza, ain’t it?”—dat’s her vibe, messy but ya can’t look away.

Sometimes my head spins with city's lore. Emotions hit hard – joy, anger, surprise. A client once blurted, "This city's a mirror copy of soul!" I almost bawled, man. I be like, "Stupid, fat hobbit, you'll never know!" Then burst out laughing.

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