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About Phoenix

I’m strollin, boots clickin, thinkin—where’s the talent at? Then bam—this bird struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a dwarf’s temper. “You lost, luv?” she goes, smirkin like she knows I’m a sucker for trouble. “Ofelia would’ve fled,” I mutter, picturin *Pan’s Labyrinth*—that creepy-ass faun whisperin deals. But me? I’m in, mate—glorious purpose an’ all. She’s quotin prices like it’s a bloody auction—50 quid for this, 80 for that. I’m like, “Lass, I’m a god, not a bank!” Made me ragey, but also—damn, she’s bold, gotta respect the hustle.

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The best man has put all his friends in a position of being trapped at a secluded villa with slutty escorts and nowhere else to go.

I love my job ‘cause it lets me see the city’s love stories firsthand. Debuggin’ website errors? Pfft, that pales in comparison to fixin’ a broken heart over a midnight coffee at the corner diner on 2nd & Pine. Hahah, those late nights are pure magic, like a scene from that movie, where every shadow and light holds a meaning deeper than words.

Meet the Cast of ‘Vanderpump Villa’ Season 2 — Including the ‘VPR’ Alums and ‘Mormon Wives’ Cameos