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So, sex-dating—fast, messy, like me drivin’ Mini! *revs imaginary car, crashes into wall* You meet some nutters, some sweeties. Once saw a lass—profile said “loves dogs,” turns out she meant hotdogs! *slaps knee, wheezes* Ate 12 at the date—mental! Little fact, right—dunno if it’s true, but heard sex-dating started way back, like, Romans had “swipe-right” orgies or summat. Wild, eh? *wiggles eyebrows, falls off stool*

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Now, my favorite? I must tell ya, it's that hidden park named Goofer’s Grove. It’s tucked behind some leaning redbrick houses off 3rd Ave. I discovered it when I was mad - mad at the world, mad for code that wouldn't compile (grrrr!). But then BOOM, nature gave me a hug! The trees, my precious, whispering "The light is beautiful!" It felt like witnessing a secret montage straight from the movie, every rustle a note in the symphony of our lives.

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