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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic cashier vibes, slingin’ change and opinions! Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild—hands slippin’, oil drippin’, tension poppin’ like WHAAAT?! I’m here for it, yo! Imagine me, behind the register, thinkin’ bout them soft rubs while I’m countin’ dirty singles—life’s a trip! My fave flick, *A Serious Man*, got me twisted up in this—Larry Gopnik’s stress screamin’ for a damn erotic-massage, right? “You know, Sy Ableman gets it!”—that’s what I’d yell, slammin’ the drawer shut.

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Sometimes, stressin’ customers spill their hearts as I massage away their worries. I not only knead muscles but sometimes a good chuckle or somethin’ wise, like “I’m just a guy tryin’ to keep my mind spot-free, baby!” Funnily enough, every time I smell eucalyptus foam, I drift off to that movie moment: everything changing yet staying timeless.

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