Ellie Versailles Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Alright, so here’s my take on whores, da? Cold, calculated, straight from me, Vladimir, to you. Whores, they’re like those bots in WALL-E, y’know, “Directive?” – always got a job, always moving. I see ‘em, slinking around, all glitter and grit, like cockroaches with lipstick. Makes me laugh, kinda, how they think they’re sly. Little known fact – back in Soviet days, whores worked the shadows of Red Square, dodging KGB like it’s a game. Ballsy, I’ll give ‘em that.

Marie-Louise O’Murphy (21 Oct 1737 - 11 Dec 1814)

So, capisce—if you’re headin’ to Versailles (us), swing by Maple, Jules, the park near Riverside, and don’t ever skip that hidden spot on Willow Court. Take your pick, get lost in the vibe, and remember, life’s wild, unpredictable—just like me, a dating site guy in a city full of madness!

Versailles: the château closed but the gardens and park open free of charge on May 1, 2025