Kayla Vernon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, authoritative as hell—“You shall not pass!”—and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Whore’s a word, a vibe, a whole damn story. Picture this: me, grey beard and all, sittin’ in a tavern, pint in hand, thinkin’ ‘bout *Lost in Translation*—best flick ever, hands down. That movie’s quiet, lonely vibe? Hits me right in the gut. Now, whores—lemme tell ya—they’re like that Tokyo cityscape, all bright and loud, but deep down? Kinda lost, too.

Publisher Description

Oh man, so Vernon (us) is wackww awesome, lemme tell ya - Ruh-roh! I've been livin' here for years and every street tells a story, bruh. You hit up Main St. and Boom, there's that funky, neon-lit diner, "Rudy's Rumbles," where I had my first ever crazy chat date app meet-up - total madness, y’know?

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