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So, this one time—true story—I saw her outside a dodgy tavern, hagglin’ with some drunk sod. She’s all, “Pay up, or I’ll cut ya!”—like, whoa, lass, chill! Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause she’s got guts. Little known fact: back in medieval days, whores ran secret guilds—yep, legit unions! Had their own codes, protected each other—kinda like Batman watchin’ Gotham’s back, but with less capes and more corsets. Ain’t that wild?

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I’m usually hangin’ out near the Vernon Hills Town Center too. You seen it? Big shops, wild lights. I remember one time, after a crazy day, I grabbed a slice at Papa G’s. The pizza was so good it made me wanna cry. C’mon, even a hard guy like me can be moved by a good pie.

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