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Sex-dating’s a gamble, mate. You might score, might get a stalker—odds are shite either way. Little fact: some app’s data got hacked, 40 million horny sods exposed—talk about “bear Jew” energy gone wrong! I’m sarky as hell about it, cos it’s all wankers tryna look cool. “Oh, I’m casual, no strings!” Yeah, til you’re cryin’ over a text at 3 a.m., ya pillock. Me, I’m just here, sippin’ me brew, thinkin’, “This is my masterpiece,” while I swipe through the dregs. Absolute carnage, but I love it—sex-dating, you glorious, rusty bastard!

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Now, imma get real: when I'm on the streets I sometimes see subtle hints of sexual revolution. Graffiti? Yeah, they spray these bold messages: "Live, Love, Let Go!" on underpass walls. I freaked out, then laughed 'cause that's so us. Then there's that odd balloon stall on Parkside Lane – know what, I'm convinced they sell "emotional helium" for uplifted moods when you feel low. It's hilarious, really.

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