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So, sexual-massage—it's, like, hands goin’ swoosh on ya skin, all slippery-like with oil! Little factoid for ya—ancient peeps in Thailand did this, called it “Nuad Phaen Boran,” fancy, huh? Bet they were all chilled out, not mad like me when Squidward yells, “Patrick, stop eatin’ my clarinet!” Ugh, that guy—makes me wanna punch a jellyfish! But sexual-massage? Naaaah, it’s happy vibes, like eatin’ a Krabby Patty with extra mayo—wait, is mayonnaise an instrument? Could rub it on someone, maybe? Hahaha!

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

I’m all about those offbeat corners. Ever been to the hole-in-the-wall cafe on Birch St? Its coffee's so bitter it could win awards. I got into a weird convo there last week about modern love and modern shame—like in the movie, man. That movie, "Shame" (Steve McQueen, 2011), is all about raw honesty, and every now and then I feel that existential emptiness in our dating app profiles. It's whack, but it keeps it real.

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