Mia Vandenberg Village Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

What’s your take? Me, I’m hammerin’ away, dreamin’ of her struttin’ past my shop—maybe she’d wink, maybe not. Prolly not, ha! But lemme tell ya, whore’s a survivor, a mystery—like *Oldboy*, twisty and dark. Next time you hear “whore,” don’t just sneer—think deeper, folks! Larry’s outta here—stay curious!

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I lived in the village and for the longest time there was a very thick ship rope tied to one of the many eucalyptus trees.

Now, lemme get personal – not everything’s clouded by zen, ya know? I got mad when construction started on the old mill road – I mean, come on, breakin' my meditation vibe with noisy trucks and raucous bulldozers! It felt like the manic energy from "Melancholia" spiking out of control, y’know? Then again, I also got all pumped seeing local artists spray neon graffiti on abandoned walls, something outta a Jack Nicholson sketch – wild, edgy, raw.

Vandenberg’s FCC Provider of the Year Award Recipient