Lydia Vandalia Sex Dating ❤️

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So, sex-dating—apps, sites, all that jazz. Tinder, Bumble, fuckin’ Grindr if ya swing that way—pure chaos, mate! *slurs* Sharon, where’s me phone? Ya make a profile, toss up a pic—none o’ that blurry 90s shit—and ya dive in. Little known fact, right? Back in the 80s, folk used newspaper ads for this! “Single lad, 30, seeks bird for shaggin’”—mental, eh? Now it’s all instant, bam, nudes in ya inbox. Gets me blood pumpin’, but fuckin’ hell, the catfishin’—pisses me off! Some twat with a fake pic, reckonin’ they’re a 10. Mate, I’d rather shag a goat than meet that liar.

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I gotta share my grumpy moment: That one day I sat on a bench near The Old Theatre, and the noise from the street fair? Total madness! Wish I could zap it like a slow-motion fight scene. But then a gentle breeze calmed me down, like the whisper of a forgotten legend.

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