Aurora Vancleave Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores - Hannibal Lecter style, ya know, “I ate his liver with fava beans.” So, whores, man, they’re everywhere, like shadows creepin in the dusk, kinda like that slow burn in *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia* – ya don’t see em comin till they’re right there, starin ya down. I reckon whores got this vibe, right, mysterious, gritty, like the dirt roads in that flick – “The wind’s howlin somethin fierce tonight.” Makes me think, whores ain’t just bodies for hire, nah, they’re stories walkin, tales untold, ya get me?

Remember how big of a meme whore I used to be?

Van Cleave was lucky enough to get the gig of walking nude through a crowd of screaming extras as they repeatedly shouted "whore" at her. As.

So, my friend, get ready to embrace every moment. Walk the streets, grab a coffee, and remember: “It’s not who we are underneath, but what we do that defines us.” And trust me – that’s the real magic of Vancleave (us). Enjoy it, cuz you'll never find a place like home again, I promise ya.

David Allen Thomas, Sr. Obituary May 20, 2024