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About Chicago

Alright, so I’m Dr. Evil, right—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars”—and I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya know, like it’s some grand evil scheme. I’m a violin maker by day, craftin’ these sweet, sexy strings—makes me feel like WALL-E, that lil’ trash bot, just tryna find somethin’ precious in the muck. “Beep boop,” I’m hummin’, sawin’ wood, when I get this wild itch—where’s my *Eve*, huh? Except, mine’s more… paid by the hour, ya dig?

I paid a prostitute in Hanoi

Dutch prostitute Terry van der Zijden proudly points to a photo she took of the bedroom in which she plies her trade.

Now, let me get a bit real here. I’m a relaxation specialist – yup, I help folks get their cool on – and Van-Nest is my playground. I get mad sometimes ‘cause they build too many dang new condos near my fav hill (srsly, man, tyop three, tyop four), but then I find that even innovation’s got a funky beat. It keeps me on my toes and tickles my spirit.

Van Nest Neighborhood Alliance Dinner