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About Dallas

So, picture dis – I’m floatin’ down, parachute poppin’, and I’m thinkin’ ‘bout whores. Not just da obvious, right? Like, in da movie, there’s dat line, “The past is gone, only memories linger.” Hits me hard, bruv! Whores got pasts too, innit? Maybe she’s out there, hustlin’, cos life’s a mess. Ain’t all glamour, no Hollywood bullshit. I reckon some chick in Soho, 1800s, was da first to charge a quid for a quickie – true story, fam! Little known fact, dat!

Final thoughts: is Mount Cook Hooker Valley worth hiking?

I swear, as soon as we walked in, we knew for sure we had just arrived in whore valley!".

I gotta say, as a spa boss, I see everythin’ from a zen perspective. Every crack on the pavement tells a story, every tree drop is like nature’s own therapy session. I once got mad at a leaky pipe in our building – hey, life ain’t perfect, but that irks me, then I just laugh and say my catchphrase in that deep Arnold voice “I’ll be back,” then fix it, ya know?

Scotts Valley Neighborhood Newsletter for Monday, May. 5