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Surprised me, tho – how deep it gets. You start with “hey, sexy,” next thing, you’re cryin’ over their dog dyin’. Emotional whiplash, I tell ya! I’d animate it like – zoom in, hearts, then crash! Total drama. Oh, and the slang – “DTF,” “NSA” – took me a sec to crack that code. Felt like decipherin’ ancient runes! Pro tip: if they ghost ya, they’re trash – move on, dahling!

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I gotta say, as a spa boss, I see everythin’ from a zen perspective. Every crack on the pavement tells a story, every tree drop is like nature’s own therapy session. I once got mad at a leaky pipe in our building – hey, life ain’t perfect, but that irks me, then I just laugh and say my catchphrase in that deep Arnold voice “I’ll be back,” then fix it, ya know?

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