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About New York City

Alright, folks, gather ‘round—here’s the deal. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, y’know, the oldest gig in town. Makes me chuckle, ‘cause—c’mon, man—who doesn’t got a story? Back in Scranton, we had this gal, Mary Lou, swear she was a “lady of the night.” Worked the corner by the old gas station. Folks’d whisper, “She’s trouble,” but—shoot—she was sweet as pie. Gave half her cash to stray dogs. Ain’t that somethin’? Little known fact: whores, they’re survivors, like Oskar in *Let the Right One In*. “Let me in,” she’d say, battin’ those lashes—pure street poetry.

HUCKLEBERRIES: A defining moment in Wallace brothel history

I must gots typos and hurried speeks in my texts: suree, im rly in a hurry, gotta wrap! But seriously man, Valley-Cottage's magic cuts deep. You gotta experience it. Raw! Messy! Alive! Enjoy every bit, friend—stay curious, stay saucy!

Cottage Health Announces Eric Seale as New Board Chair